Hungry, Hungry Hippos

Using the Toronto Sun’s simplified logic that a 20% increase in food bank directly correlates to the worsening economy, TorontoSunSucks.com has compiled its own list of possible reasons for the increase in food bank use:

• Sun Media layoffs have caused a spike in food bank use
• Toronto “Socialist Silly” Hall’s imposing of plastic bag fees has made grocery shopping unaffordable
• Toronto’s “War on Cars” has made it too difficult to drive to the grocery store; thus increasing food bank use
• Now that Honest Ed has passed away, there is nobody to hand out free turkeys
• Councillor Rob Ford has eaten the extra food
• Lorrie Goldstein’s undisputed evidence that Climate Change is not man made is encouraging people to consume and eat more this year
• People are eating more this year than last year now that the low-carb-diet fad has long passed

Cover Rating: NEGATIVE NEWS