DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?

Today’s Toronto Sun headline was assigned to the intern from the local high school after he had smoked a couple J’s.

Here were the rejected headlines:

• “KILLER WAVES”
• “KILLER HAIR”
• “DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?”
• “KILLER KICKS”
• “DUDE, WHERE’S MY FIRE?”
• “KILLER BOARD”
• “DUDE, WHERE’S MY FOOD?”
• “DUDE, I’M REALLY HUNGRY”